Silver Bullet

avid beer drinker and money spender

[Silver Bullet @jacob_mcmann]

Am I the only one who has parents? https://t.co/DIH4uN4BMe

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I want a hot dog

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Just the beginning

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Just tryna make my future wife look tiny next to me

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I’m basically blasted now

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Going out into the ocean for 30 days with no service and I don’t have any Polaroids of you to take with me?? Bs

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Any guy who says they don’t like their women a little crazy is lying. Keep me on my toes I love it

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Had a girl come over one time and told me having a separate fridge in my garage just for beer and whiskey was a sign that I am an alcoholic. Safe to say I’m still single

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How do yall get men to just send you money?? Asking for a friend

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sex is great but have you ever had a street hot dog after a concert

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Not day drinking on a Sunday is a sin

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Unstable women have my heart

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Internally I’m feeling the way the guy is behind me

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I don’t know how yall enjoy being single. This shit is boring

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Anyone else feel like the older you get the worse holidays seem

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I need a fake girlfriend for the holidays any volunteers?

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My friends taking bong hits with my parents definitely wasn’t apart of my Christmas plans

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I love me an older woman. Just somethin about it

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I need to find someone I can just give my card to and have them decorate my house for me. I have no clue how to fill a 4 bedroom house hahaha

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Why do all the pretty women live in Texas

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What do you mean you don’t wanna move in after the first date and block everyone on ur phone