Jacob

To the Victor Go the Spoils.

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

@foundersbrewing @ciararoseeb We got this.🤞🏼

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

My Gf if the soup is french onion

[preston @prestovision]

it’s called the super bowl because the stadium is the ideal size for a bowl of soup

[NFL @NFL]

Up over $5.2M!
Let's get to $6M!!

With every use of #SaluteToService, we're donating to our military partners!

Retweets count!

Track the progress here: https://t.co/PXtHEaszWL

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

*At a black-tie restaurant, notices the table clothes are paper over cloth*

Me: "Excuse me, do you have any crayons?"

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

Got Ciara to refill the popcorn so I could dump it all over her once she started acting up again. Best 53 cents I've ever spent

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

Ships OR cars smh have you even seen Fate of the Furious Merriam.

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

"Men are imperfect creatures. Left to their own devices, all they really want to do is play with their dicks and eat chicken."

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

Not sure if they have emotions, but my brothers pig looks like he's given up on life

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

"I'm hungry."
Me: "What do you want?"
"Nothing."

If this doesn't sum up the female mind I don't know what does.

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

Never trust someone whose radio presets aren't in numerical order

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

A myth? A legend? A phenomenon? I don't know, but we sure know how to party.

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

Matilda: *blazed beyond belief, hears noise* "Shit it's the cops!"
"OU doesn't have police."
M: Oh ya, keep forgetting to do that https://t.co/1HWQdUHQ88

[Oakland University @oaklandu]

The big Five-0! @OUPD celebrates 50 years of service to the university and surrounding community #ThisIsOU https://t.co/RIk3s29DPZ

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

How bad do I want to get a Ram this summer? I had a photo shoot of some random persons earlier today for a new wallpaper pic

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

Day 2 of Psychotic preworkout, I can feel the individual points where my teeth attach to my jaw.

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

@ciararoseeb You definitely ended up the loser in your own game.
(She ran out of gas on her way to work)

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

@margaretbeyer Better yet, give them what they're allergic to. Need to start thinning the herd somewhere.

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

Taking a moment to step back and appreciate how far you've come in life is one of the most rewarding things you can do

[peso @ed__peso]

open this tweet for a secret message

ㅤㅤㅤㅤravioli ravioli give me the formuioli
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

Currently on a cocktail of Madman, Bullnox, and Alpha preworkout and If I'm not looking at something it currently doesn't exist. Send help.

[Jacob @Jacob_Morris77]

Today my brother grabbed a steak knife by the blade and told me, "I know what I'm doing, this is the safe way."