Jacob Parkinson

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Jalen Coker (ankle) seen wearing boot on left foot in locker room but doesn't expect to miss time, per @mike_e_kaye.

"Just rolled my ankle a little bit."

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@lakemonstercl1 When the weird kid sits with the popular kids

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@RepMTG The glazing is WILD

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@Cernovich The people who say this shit are the same people who get their news from Twitter conspiracy theorists 😭

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@dreamy12122 But then they won’t get to meet the brain worm!

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@DefiantLs The far right when it comes to getting pissed off about non-issues

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@LauraLoomer @MichelleObama Republicans are morons omg 😭

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@CNviolations Conservatives when it comes to not understanding the least confusing things

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@JDunlap1974 Trump when journalism

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@BillboardChris Common male L

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@RestrictedVids Based

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Culver's chilli supreme changed my life

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Mfs be like "I don't drink energy drinks" and do meth

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The Cart Narc is my spirit animal

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@krilldude @TWolvesJake That's enough yapping out of you pal

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Damn... I really spent $450 on a graphics card to just continue to play car soccer

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People who own a pair of AirPods Max cannot be trusted. You paid more money for a worse product. Clearly no sign of intelligent life.

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If you own an iPhone 11, any model, you are mid, get a new phone.

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I have to come clean...my favorite flavor of ice cream is cotton candy

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Walter White simply is that guy