just saw an artist with a gorilla hypnosis fetish. hypnotizing women into being gorillas. there are fetishes out there i couldnt even begin to imagine or make up on my own
John Lynch told me the substation keeps eating his wide receivers so I asked how many wide receivers he has and he said he just signs a free agent afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding wide receivers to the substation and then Kyle Shanahan started crying
Shaq: what he do chuck
Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle
Earnie: a what?
Kenny: a pickle
Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck
Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man
Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck