Jacob Rees

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

@ollyofficial have you heard @Meghan_Trainor 's new single "dear future husband"? You should receive royalties!

[Ed Westwick @EdWestwick]

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[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

@holabec photoshop

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

@holabec I can tweet and sleep

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

And I'm not funny so I'm screwed...

[laughmeifyoucan @laughmeifyoucan]

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

@holabec learn to take a joke. God knows how many times you said that to me

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

@holabec only dish out banter that you can take ;)

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

@holabec only dish out banter that you can take ;)

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

@holabec never stopped you takin my money b4, what difference would it make now?

[laughmeifyoucan @laughmeifyoucan]

I just really really really really really really really reallyreallyreallyreally reallyreallyreallydon't give a shit

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

@holabec be a lesbian then ;)

[BuzzFeed UK @BuzzFeedUK]

True:

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

Bitches about not talking, doesn't reply, #gofigure

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

Don't try and sell me that shit because I'm not fucking buying.

[laughmeifyoucan @laughmeifyoucan]

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

[Jacob Rees @jacob_rees97]

When stars seem closest, they are the furthest out of reach

[laughmeifyoucan @laughmeifyoucan]

ppl who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can't even finish the joke because they're laughing so hard r my favorite kind of people

[laughmeifyoucan @laughmeifyoucan]

A single "K" is already rude, but a "K." with a full period. Just get the fuck out.