Jake Renk

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

The adventures of a man and his caution wet floor sign. Pt. 1

[Michael Santana @Imaqtpielol]

I think I look like bruno mars, what do you guys think? retweet if yes favorite if no!

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

@dreruss fantastic tweet, andre!

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

@dreruss yea

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

@6ixSchulz Shintaro Mochizuki will bring a new wave of serve & volley and bring the baseliner meta to an end

[LIVE2DJ JJ @LIVE2DJ]

should i cop

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

@JJ_Visuals awesome tweet

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

I’ve been putting this together for the past few months.
Lots of rewrites, along with a few bad producers is why it took me so long to put out. #crisis #godmode #dreams #littlebrothers75749

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

i forgot to add reddit

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

joggers+drake+postmalon+mountiandew+airpods+netflixcomedyspecials+instituationalracism+juul = symbiotic relationship

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

-moses is splits the red sea
-the israelites begin crossing
-moses notices an individual wearing joggers
-moses wills the sea to shut, killing all the israelites, preventing the individual adorning joggers from tainting the promised land

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

a man walks into a bar wearing joggers
the entire bar ridicules him until he atones for his sins

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

@JJ_Visuals No I do not! @jasonjoesphcorn

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

@dreruss Epic!

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

3 “Js”

Joggers
Juuls
Genocide

[Michael Santana @Imaqtpielol]

Signing my lease 👺

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

@6ixSchulz Sure Falcon isn’t a family man like Donkey Kong, but I still believe that people who play falcon have high levels of integrity and respect.

[Jake Renk @jacob_renk]

@6ixSchulz Big disagree on this one