Jacob Schaefers

9 out of 10 of lifes' problems come from not flossing enough.

[matt "matt" matt 🐀 @Matt_Jones46]

Stranger Things, Season 3 (2019)

[Jacob Schaefers @Jacob_Schaefers]

Fireworks are fucking awesome no matter how old you get.

[brown skin honey🍯 @_only1mal]

Lmfaooo we really be saying this 😂😂😂

[IG: mollieavesonn🦋⚡️🌞 @mollieavesonn]

really in the mood to be thrown off a tube behind a boat rn

[Jacob Schaefers @Jacob_Schaefers]

I think I need to marry a chiropractor so I have someone to fix my seemingly 70 year old back everyday.

[naylah @fathernaydog]

This could’ve been a terrible axeident

[Jacob Schaefers @Jacob_Schaefers]

Wanting a dog but knowing damn well dogs don't belong in an apartment is currently the biggest problem in my life.

[raine coney @rainechyanne]

beer (and I can’t stress this enough) darts

[Jacob Schaefers @Jacob_Schaefers]

@kaylahein__ @Sam_Stouwe Lol Sam can't even win a bleeding match

[Jacob Schaefers @Jacob_Schaefers]

Just watched a 40 something couple hug at the gym after the guy got a new PR in bench press and if that isn't goals I dont know what is.

[rachael @RachaeFrench1]

I’m ready for beer dart season

[Jacob Schaefers @Jacob_Schaefers]

Musical chairs was the original battle royale game.

[Jacob Schaefers @Jacob_Schaefers]

Got asked if it was my first day working by a 7 year old today, never so burned in my entire life.

[Jacob Schaefers @Jacob_Schaefers]

Yoga pants don't leave much to the imagination these days.

[daised and confused @DaisyGlaspie]

Has anyone else ever had a “small town competition” with someone after meeting them?

Like, “yeah my graduating class only had 58 people.”

And they’re like, “oh really? Mine was only 11.”

[Jacob Schaefers @Jacob_Schaefers]

Anchorage Alaska is warmer than Sioux Falls for the next week, what are we doing here?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“.... I can explain” https://t.co/OJg2B9Rgnc

[frankie @FrankieZucek]

i will judge an entire restaurant soley on how their ranch tastes

[Riley @rileybeeker]

It should be illegal to produce, distribute or sell 1 ply toilet paper