Riley

I tweet random thoughts sometimes

[Riley @rileybeeker]

It should be illegal to produce, distribute or sell 1 ply toilet paper

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

how it started: how it's going:

[DanHayesMLB @DanHayesMLB]

Division is so bad, Cleveland has fallen back out of first place in the AL Central with two straight losses.
That's right, it's your first place #MNTwins.

[Riley @rileybeeker]

JJ what the? What did South Dakota do to get this stray?!

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

“You didn't play Stephen A. You don't understand our athletic mortality. 3 games at, wherever, South Dakota, Winston-Salem State doesn't count.”

- JJ Redick 😬

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Imo he intervened with what was clearly the will of god

[Jeff @MNTwinsZealot]

The great Mike Redmond turns 52 today…his 2009 triple is still legendary! #MNTwins

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Players with 5+ HR and an .800+ SLG this season:

— Joey Gallo

That’s it.

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

#MNTwins rotation leads MLB in innings per start and ranks #2 in ERA.

[Josh Hill @jdavhill]

Insane how the narrative here isn’t that the Twins scored nine runs, it’s that the Yankees gave up nine runs to some nameless team.

[Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman]

Statcast numbers on this Byron Buxton homer: Fucking Smoked

[Do-Hyoung Park @dohyoungpark]

Sonny Gray, on the depth of the #MNTwins rotation:

"We’re not constantly waiting to get back to the top of the rotation for a good outing or a good start. We’ve got five guys that, say I go out there and shit the bed, the next guy picks me up."

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

YAY KYLE!!!!!

[jerry hartley @HartleyJerry]

Happy Birthday!!!! Legendary!!!!

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Meet Sam Bennett. He’s a senior at Texas A&M, just shot the lowest opening round at The Masters by an amateur in 22 years, and is currently tied for 6th. If you’re looking for someone to root for, he’s your guy.

(h/t @GolfChannel)

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Two teams remain 👀

RT if your team is STILL undefeated 🙌

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Mr. Joey Gallo.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RT if your team is still undefeated

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

RT if your team is still undefeated

[Carl @KirilloffRBW]

Larnach vs. Judge for AL MVP is gonna be a movie

[Riley @rileybeeker]

Happy #MNTwins Opening Day to all who celebrate. I love you even if you don’t!