jake

and I knew exactly what to do. but in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

@timthetatman @Diablo @MTNDEWGaming @Wipz Replying to this tweet

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[jake @jacobalbrecht]

@MrJad1920 @Wipz @cloakzy he has to go by the bank first

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

@JGODYT are you streaming?

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

@JGODYT Activision bots to fill lobbies but they’re also bugged

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

When possible, buy from a small business instead of Amazon

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

@ScufGaming Ps5 scuf

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Never skip leg day

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

Ordered door dash last night and couldn’t find it when I got the delivery notification. Here is the picture the driver sent me. I never got my food.

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

My 4yo keeps talking about these different people that I don’t know who they are and I thought they were imaginary friends but they’re her hair clips and she’s named each one of them and had to say goodnight and put them to bed as she took them out of her hair the night

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

I don’t care about your Spotify wrapped for music. Show me what interesting podcasts you’ve binged this year.

[Chris Brown @ChrisBrownOnAir]

Being offended is inevitable. Living offended is a choice.

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

What happens when I jump to conclusions and I don’t know what I’m actually talking about

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

I’m happy to show you my new Pet All The Dogs shirt and hoodie! You can get it and everything thing else on my store page for 20% off through Monday! https://t.co/Q5QSMxmHds

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

My family keeps asking me what I want for Christmas. But I’m not sure which exercise equipment I should ask for that would go well with my collection of things I use once and leave in the garage forever.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

why is there not a website that tells me which pizza places use the small pepperonis?!? 🤬

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

Remember when our biggest concern was whether eating lettuce was going to make us sick? I miss those simpler days.

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

Bless the people who flash their headlights to let you know there’s a cop ahead.

[jake @jacobalbrecht]

@loswhit Anything to suck you in for life and eventually pay for more stuff from them.