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Proud owner and manager of the bASSe ASSe KicKeRs, former STBFFL champs. FUTURE boat owner. #BallIsLife #BlueberryBoye We/Wim

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It’s 2023 Resolution Time!

⚪️ Wisdom teeth still be there, we gotta change that

⚪️ Hunt a house

⚪️ Concoct more conspiracy theories

⚪️ Grow a couple inches

⚪️ Wash my car

⚪️ Climb something shorter than me that makes people say “wow how did he make it to the top of that?”

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Why must it tell me Bryce Young is a former infant when I look up his height? Makes me think they’re hiding something

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

I got a brand new hot sauce call SUPER HUMMAN'S SHEART SAUCE buy one today ➡️ https://t.co/2UhwUOC0hr

[bROKE bOYE bASSE @JacobBasse42]

It’s 2023 Resolution Time!

⚪️ Wisdom teeth still be there, we gotta change that

⚪️ Hunt a house

⚪️ Concoct more conspiracy theories

⚪️ Grow a couple inches

⚪️ Wash my car

⚪️ Climb something shorter than me that makes people say “wow how did he make it to the top of that?”

[bROKE bOYE bASSE @JacobBasse42]

~2020 Resolutions~

⚪️Get wisdom teeth removed (Really though)

⚪️Eat a veggie

⚪️Be funnier but don’t work at it (Like a cool kid)

⚪️Shootie Hoops x 2

⚪️Have a child out of wedlock (any takers?)

[bROKE bOYE bASSE @JacobBasse42]

~2022 Resolutions~

⚪️ My wisdom teeth are hurting my skull, time to get them out

⚪️Play with fire

⚪️Draw more arts

⚪️Do something athletic

⚪️Stay employed for the ENTIRE year for once

⚪️Do more stupid shit wit da boyes but include da gorls

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Today I am thankful for people who compare 2 completely different unrelated things and then say “MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!” finally being imprisoned #HappyThanksgiving #MakeATurkeyNotItMakeSense

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I’m convinced most people can’t read

[KerrBear 🪷 @MPLSKerrBear]

The Supreme Court just ruled that Border Patrol can enter any home without a warrant and assault you, within 100 miles of the border. And no, you have zero federal protections if they do so.

The area in yellow is affected.

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

getting hit with a weed wacker pt 3
( WEED WACKER HOT SAUCE STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #weedwacker #hotsauce

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The hate I have for these fuckers is unmatched

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@Swagger_Muffin9 @haillel Reported.

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Honestly though, can you buy stock in condoms?

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Hey @superhumman1234 can you distract Twitter from politics by jumping into some light tubes and legos? 😊

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The reason I get out of bed in the morning 💞

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

Drinking hot sauce & butt buster onto barbwire pineapples
( PINEAPPLE HOT SAUCE STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #pineapple #hotsauce

[bROKE bOYE bASSE @JacobBasse42]

@B_Johnson_1 Don’t disrespect this man just because he’s no longer in the league

[Leesa @Leeesa90]

.@Swagger_Muffin9 @JacobBasse42

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Decided I needed a hobby too and I think this went way better

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Trying to think of a new career path isn’t going so well

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@cristinadeltaco What universe do you pretend to live in?

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@Garrett_Gothard https://t.co/qjGBZtb67f

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Dreams be like....

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Hey, @littlecaesars I’m too busy to get home and have cold pizza! Maybe you should think about making a HOT and ready pizza. Like, Jesus Christ, come on my guy. #pizzareveiws #busy #RussianToTheMicrowave

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Srry too bizy for rusha