Jacob Beckett

We all just wanna be bubbles.

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

Get Sainristil a basketball jersey

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian BJ

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

I kinda feel the same about Jokic winning a title as I did about Messi winning a World Cup: Anyone who makes the sport this much fun & this beautiful deserves one.

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian Wait they’re not the same thing?

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian Sure but what’re Erik Duenas numbers in the Europa league

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@PaulCarr has there ever actually been a goal scored in a January camp friendly?

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@umhoops I think game state plays into this to some degree, especially with bigger margins of victory. Kinda like how in soccer a team down by two goals will rack up more shots/xG partly because the leading team is content to allow them

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@BFQuinn @umhoops Which is more likely: Purdue doesn’t win (at least) a share of the B1G title, or Minnesota avoids last place in the B1G?

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@BrianSciaretta More likely to play in central midfield, Aaronson or Reyna?

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

Why doesn’t Nike tell the people who make Nigeria’s soccer jerseys to make every team’s soccer jerseys?

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@Harrison_Crow Okay but what about the big plate

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian I think it’s supposed to be an American football/touchdown joke, actually

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian Sorry but you made it so easy

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian Hey Ian, Seattle are now 2 points outside of a playoff spot with at least two games in hand against everybody above them in the standings.

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@TheDewls Chucky CHUCKY! Atkins (I’m sure you know the voice to read that in)

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian Have you thought of just supporting El Salvador? They almost always start Roldan

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian Idk who’s played more home games there this year

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian Equally but for very different reasons. That’s why it’s perfect

[Jacob Beckett @jacobbeckett22]

@ahandleforian Naples definitely the Dallas of Southern Europe tho