Asher: “Dad. Bennett got into the Jolly Ranchers and hid them in my blanket.”
Me: “ Ohhh he did huh?”
Asher: “And he hid the garbage rappers in my blanket too”
Bennett: *Has been asleep for hours*
Tom Brady spent two months with his children and decided he’d rather be hit be 300 pound linemen, and I think that tells me everything I need to know about having kids