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Vinicius Jr stan account

[jacob @jacobccastro]

I be complimenting mamdanis wife in her dms on some paulo and messi shit

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Deco is currently driving laps of the training ground car park while listening to ‘Many Men’ by 50 Cent on FULL volume 😳

He is PREPARING for SOMETHING 😳

@totalBarca

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨🚨 Barça are AWARE of Leon Goretzka.

They do NOT want to sign him, because he is terrible, but they are AWARE he exists, as a person.

@gerardromero

[jacob @jacobccastro]

@paulo_freyre

[433 @433]

🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Lamine Yamal said 𝒐𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒅𝒐 to a waiter this morning. Leadership. Humility. Vision.

And remember, he's just 17. 👀

Oh btw, this is him playing footvolley with Neymar.

[Jacob Castro @Jqcobking1Jacob]

Going to school......yeah I know

[jacob @jacobccastro]

This 15 mg addy talking to me like the green goblin mask

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

YEAT
FEËL NO WAYZ 🦉

FRIDAY 🚨 https://t.co/OYuOolh2H9

[jacob @jacobccastro]

@paulo_freyre #gooner

[jacob @jacobccastro]

Me and Barry have motion

[jacob @jacobccastro]

My dad has the worst ball takes of all time

[:p @UnkleDell]

chipotle after 8pm is pretty much a jamaican restaurant a hour before closing

[jacob @jacobccastro]

@yumassley U not built for this bro

[jacob @jacobccastro]

Just did my first ever 9 hour shift are my hands soft ?

[jacob @jacobccastro]

@lil_bunnyhop I was talking abt drugs bro

[jacob @jacobccastro]

I asked for a coke and got Diet Pepsi 😭

[jacob @jacobccastro]

Damn never gambling again

[Nettspend Central @nettcentral]

2025 Super Bowl Halftime Show if it was tuff…

*Kendrick finishes playing Not Like Us*

Kendrick looks around the stage saying “I’m looking for a minorrrrr”

*The stadiums lights start to dim and smoke fills the stage*

*A rising platform comes out beneath the ground*

Nettspend appears and says “A minor? Like a BADASSF*CKINGKID? Yo Dot, I got you!”

*Nothing Like Uuu starts playing*