Jacob C. Shuler

Playwright, Personality, and Museum Professional ✍️🎭🏛️ Uncomfortable performing exit row functions and assisting in an emergency ✈️

[Momentary Theatre @momentarythtr]

Read Momentary’s new blog post, “TIME, The Unknown Variable”:

https://t.co/HrpIcraZLc

[Field Museum @FieldMuseum]

Join us to celebrate Juneteenth this Monday, June 20. 🎉

Basic admission will be free to Illinois residents and special programming recognizing the holiday will be open to all visitors. ⬇️
https://t.co/rYUDqoFgnR

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

The way the whole train car’s phones just started sounding tornado alarms at once (a feature I did not know existed) and then we all just swiped them away and kept scrolling. #2022VibeCheck

[Alie Ward @alieward]

when it comes to covid holiday precautions, be the bummer you want to see in the world ❤️

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

The heater on the red line is on fucking FIRE under my seat and my ass is absolutely LIVING for it.

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

I LOVE to put off until tomorrow what I can do today.

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

My secret is I put a little paprika on everything.

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

When the cat wakes me up early, instead of feeding him I’ve started vacuuming. I’m taking back my life.

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

my fall plans the delta variant

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

We’re building a politics of love.

Because I love you, I care that you have food to eat. I care that you have a roof over your head. I care that you have what you need to thrive.

That’s how our government should work.

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

*accidentally shares the wrong window on a Zoom business meeting* “oh how embarrassing, this is actually a draft of my novel. But now that I’ve got it pulled up, how does this section read to you?”

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

This morning’s self-care has been NOT waking up to start work 3 hours before the work day starts and I’m feeing… absolutely unhinged.

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

@fransquishco 5

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

Does the act of highlighting ever actually transcend the anxiety over how bad we’re highlighting? How do we break the cycle? Please discuss.

[Andrea Ledesma @am_ledesma]

MCA Chicago, Field Museum, the Art Institute, Navy Pier

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

Last night I fell asleep watching “The Croods 2” and woke up shortly thereafter watching “Shrek 2 (en español)” and for a moment my entire concept of reality was shattered.

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

Do people actually create Lifetime movies or do they just appear fully formed around hydrothermal vents where no life could possibly be?

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

Brushing your teeth after coffee sort of has mint chocolate chip ice cream vibes without the calories.

[Jacob C. Shuler @jacobcshuler]

People don’t talk enough about how many of my passwords I remember. They only talk about the ones I forget. Think about that.