Jacobdajew

The Original American-Israeli-Ashkenazi-Sefardi Joo. Shake well and add some Vodka for a superior ass-kicking.

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

goddam its been a while twitta

[Michael Dickson @michaeldickson]

Ben Gurion Airport Arrivals Board is showing THIS on the historic day that Israel is set to land on the Moon! #IsraelToTheMoon

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

@CNN 1000 bucks a month is a joke.

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Accurate.

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Wy didnt i get that skit with gaga #snl

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

When u workout for 2.5 hrs and then play bball with some yung guns #oldman

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

@OhNoSheTwitnt let the games beeeginnnnn

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@AbuKedem do u see darnold doing this

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

@PlanetFitness BWAHHHAAAA what a great excuse for not picking up the phone 2 days in a row!! Maybe ur hiring bc i can work the phones also from the beach.
Going to call again 2day, im having 2 much fun

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

@PlanetFitness was on hold for 18 minutes and you guys still didnt pick up the phone. WTH

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@PlanetFitness now 10 minutes on hold. I dont get it. Why isnt anyone picking up the phone?

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

@PlanetFitness now 5 min on hold for your corp hq. #customerservice

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

@PlanetFitness calling now again...lets see how long it takes for someone to pick up

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

@realjeffreyross dammit, #bumpinmics was so funny, me and a friend were watching on the D train and ppl were hatin on us bc we were laughing so hard.

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

@ByKimberleyA ughhhhh unreal

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So this happened...2days my hebrew birthday

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

@shtickydude @KameronHurley yes. If u are looking for a book that is not available, go to the librarians desk and ask for the book to be sent from put of state. Takes a few weeks.

[Jacobdajew @Jacobdajew]

Had to get @KameronHurley book Rapture sent over via interstate library loan from FL. Why doesn't the Brooklyn Library carry all her books?!? #shanda #wrong

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Nice tight game steelers chargers