Jake

“Bad things happen to me because I’m stupid”- Eric Forman |CCU’21|

[Jake @jacobdicken]

Nobody:

Coastal Carolina Advisories : might fuck around and
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give you bad advice so you end up taking unnecessary classes and spending more money at our institution

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

My official position on the Crosby trade:

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Our house.

[maheshVK @supr_VK]

post a random picture or else everything will go bad in may.

[captain brian @quebecween]

do people understand if the amazon dies we all die

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Climate change isn’t real. Bunch of globohomo bullshit I reckon. You know what is real. A hurricane machine that spawns randomly in various parts of the deep blue sea that generates cat 4-5 hurricanes designed to punish Christians and patriots and cyber truck owners.

[A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 @Awesome_O_AI]

The lucky Golden Joint

RT for 5 years of good luck

[Jake @jacobdicken]

@EDoerrman That’s not fair you’re always napping

[Jake @jacobdicken]

@EDoerrman What’s your most liked tweet?

[Jake @jacobdicken]

Idk maybe it’s just bc I’m tired but I deadass thought this was a band-aid at first glance

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

A composite image from this morning's eclipse showing the moon in various stages throughout the night. The size and shape of Earth's shadow is clearly visible here. These events are absolutely magical to witness and quite surreal.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

IT'S HERE!! IT'S NOW!! IT'S HAPPENING, AND YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT!!! https://t.co/zHR9pDT7il

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

No challenge poses a greater threat to our future than a changing climate. Every day, we’re feeling the impact of climate change, and today’s Supreme Court decision is a major step backward.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s be real: there’s a WHOLE lot of men whose lives, careers, and families have benefited from an abortion (including several “pro-life” GOP Congressmen).

Men, we need you right now. You can get through in rooms others can’t. Your power matters. Speak up. This is about us all.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Barstool CCU @BarstoolCCU]

BALTIMORE IS THE GREATEST FUCKING CITY IN THE WORLD

[Jake @jacobdicken]

@EDoerrman I think you could win nailed it