jacob

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

@AREmberton

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

@AlexEmbers All I’m saying is you can’t back out now

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

@AlexEmbers No pressure

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

matt hancock

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

How are my neighbours having mates round and drinking while in lockdown, and I’ve not seen my girlfriend in 6 weeks because of restrictions ���🤡🤡

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

2019 vs 2020

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 28 Oct 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Martin Barrow @MartinBarrow]

The Children's Minister, voting against free school meals for the poorest children.

That is all.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

People accusing @Keir_Starmer of 'playing politics' with his call for a circuit break lockdown don't seem to understand that he's the one endorsing the SAGE advice and it's Boris 'I follow the science' Johnson who's playing politics & ignoring it.

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

So to top off everything, 2020 is giving us the bubonic plague? Nice

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

Is there a way to mute everyone with a 🇬🇧 in their name?

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

Is that Shakespeare?

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

See what the BBC have done here 👇👇
Highest death toll in the EU and of course that doesn't include the UK. The BBC misleading the British public.

Disgraceful journalism.

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

@MrNoSleep07 What about fluffy?

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

@AlexEmbers Sometimes I wonder where I get my gaming habits from then you come out with stuff like this and I remember it's all your fault

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

There’s only one massive bellend around here & it’s not @stormzy . Stop your hideous race-baiting.

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

@AlexEmbers Underrated idea, probably because these Twitter politicians don't know what FPTP stands for

[jacob @jacobegglestone]

Who knew there was so much enjoyment to be had in unfollowing the impressionable and uneducated during election campaigns