Jacob Etter

I like music, graphic design, and dinosaurs. Generally in that order.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

This provolone is more like amateurvolone.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

It’s so strange how nobody covers their mouth when they yawn in public anymore.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

Can Adam Driver host SNL every week? Or at least let him do all the monologues?

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

@jdjohnson @DisneyPlus @AppleSupport Ugh, that’s really annoying! I was looking through their help center earlier and every subscription situation is needlessly complicated.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

This pattern of streaming platforms jacking up prices while reducing resolution and adding ads is just greedy. I get a slight increase now and then, but nearly doubling the price? Come on, Disney Plus. I’m guessing this will lead to a lot of cancellations.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

My 38-year streak came to an end today, I finally got stung by something (a wasp).

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

All the best dinosaurs lived during the Cretaceous period.

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

Twitter used to be where I went to read about other stuff. Now twitter is only about twitter

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

I spend more time trying to find a movie to watch than actually watching movies.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

What a fantastic film and accomplishment, so happy for everyone who brought it to life!

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Best Picture goes to...'Everything Everywhere All At Once' Congratulations! #Oscars #Oscars95

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

Well son of a Baconator!

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

That commercial with the talking thumb is the worst.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

What a game. Wow that was thrilling.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

As the husband mentioned here, I fully endorse this message and couldn’t have said it better!

[Becky @beckyrother]

it's true i've often wished for the end of this website but it's also true that i wouldn't be where i am today without it. i've made friends, gotten jobs, met my husband (!!!) On Here and i hate to say it but i'll miss this terrible place

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

Felt less lonely seeing someone else was working in the same Google doc as me, only to realize I just had it open in two tabs.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

One of the all-time greats. Bobby Moynihan is a legend.

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Happy Halloween from Drunk Uncle!

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

At least we all lived long enough to see the return of David S. Pumpkins.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

Bike thieves are the lowest form of scum.

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

Close one, yikes.

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[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

I’m getting married in an hour!

[Jacob Etter @jacobetter]

They’re playing Angelo Badalamenti’s Twin Peaks theme at JOANN Fabric right now.