Jacob (Taylor's Version)

[Jacob (Taylor's Version) @jacobfromqueens]

Dakota Johnson single-handedly ending Ellen's career

[Pop Base @PopBase]

What is your favorite celebrity interaction?

[Jacob (Taylor's Version) @jacobfromqueens]

Said I was craving hushpuppies at work today and my coworker asked me what those were. I asked around and literally no one knew what hushpuppies were. Didn't even realize they were a southern thing. It pissed me off so much I had to clock out early

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Transferred from the 7 train where a guy was dancing for money to the N train where a different guy is singing for money.

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Opening Hinge and immediately seeing the man from dodgeball who wasn't into me after our first date

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I'm literally a server in NYC and today I had an British man get angry at me because his home fries werent french fries (we don't serve french fries for breakfast) and then he left me a quarter as a tip, but sure Tom

[FlickHub @Flick__Hub]

Tom Holland reveals how Americas/New Yorkers talk to each other disrespectfully unlike the Englands who are very respectful

Tom Holland: One of the things I find really difficult is a lot of Americans, New Yorkers especially, when they're ordering food, it's very different to how we order food. In England, it says, "Please may I have the burger with number two, thank you so much, please, let me thank you, thank you, thank you." And in America, it's totally fine to be like, "I'll have the number two" and just leave it at that.
Amy Poehler: Especially on the East Coast.

Tom Holland: Totally. And I would be doing scenes and my dialect coach would come in and be like, "Stop saying please."

Amy Poehler: Ooh!

Tom Holland: Like, a kid from New York's not going to say please if you're asking for a burger. So I, you can see it, there's a moment in this movie where someone asks me for a coffee and I just go, "Sure." And even through the suit, you can see like, I'm like, "My dad is going to be so disappointed in me!"

[Bene Gesserit Muvva Superior @ImaniAndromeda]

I’m so fucking sick of the NYC lies as if Europeans aren’t known for being dicks AND making fun of Americans for being too nice and chatty

[Jacob (Taylor's Version) @jacobfromqueens]

I'm closer to being a New Yorker than JLo is to being a talented singer

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

You have to be born in New York to be a New Yorker!! @JLo

[hayden fyrus 🌺⭐️ @FyrusYT]

why did that Luma say fuck

[bri @bribrisimps]

.@NYCMayor how do we ensure that there is a reserved amount of harry styles residency tickets for new yorkers

[chloe 🇦🇷 @ChloeNumberIII]

It's literally so boring how Emma Stone can show up in a Yorgos movie, act stupid, and then get nominated every time

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

When I was unemployed last year, every day felt like this

[Jacob (Taylor's Version) @jacobfromqueens]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm on the wrong side of the political spectrum, but then I'll go through T*rning P*int's posts to see which of my mutuals liked it and it's literally just this girl from church camp who married a guy 40 years older than her, so I'm probably fine

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Me everytime I listen to an album inspecting each track to see which one is worthy of going on my IG story

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the concept of getting the new iphone so i can be that person on government assistance with the new iphone

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The iPhone 17 has been revealed.

Apple also revealed the iPhone Air which is 5.6mm thin.

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Lurker/Splitsville has gotta be the best double feature I've done in a minute, the movies are back fr

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Context:

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Demi Lovato is gonna be so confused after watching this

[Sweeney Daily @sweeneydailyx]

Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle, oh my god.

[Jacob (Taylor's Version) @jacobfromqueens]

Me in SPTE 202: Intro to Live Entertainment Management (yes I have an entire degree in this subject)

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

straight club culture is so scary what the hell is a promoter

[Jacob (Taylor's Version) @jacobfromqueens]

just found out @hasanthehun was in my neighborhood last night literally at the coffee shop across the street from my apartment and I wasn't there😭

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The Traitors will return in Avengers Doomsday

[Avengers @Avengers]

#AvengersDoomsday

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Just got fired😍