Jacob Gray

#Breastfed

[(fan) 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞. @BlueCFM_]

Todo el mundo: metan a Endrick 😡
Ancelotti: No.

Liam Payne con media tabla periódica en las venas un 16 de octubre de 2024:

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

My mayor Muslim

My bagel Jewish

My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive

Knicks in five

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

nightclub music last night in Shanghai, China went crazy

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Hasan Piker responds to heckler asking if he called for Charlie Kirk's death

"I was supposed to debate Charlie. He respected that.

It's sad to see the the conservative movement refuse to carry the flame.

I on the other hand, do carry that flame. Because we are Charlie Kirk."

[Akbar Zab @ZabAkbar]

You don't hate Israel enough.

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

You wake up. You are Staff Sgt Gnome Hamburger. You are getting your photo taken for the army in one month. Do you think to yourself “with a name like Hamburger maybe I shouldn’t look like a fat idiot for my photo?” No. You are Israeli and the entire world revolves around you.

[Jacob Gray @JacobGraymar]

Conor Rigby

[OmarCameUp @OmarCameUp]

Surely there’s someone out there in the world that can double jump right

[For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire, Lightly Used @SparrowAdorer]

"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.

[ant @persistantz]

dunkirk? yeah they did, right in the neck i heard

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

This country might be about to have its 6th Prime Minister in 7 years.

Why? Because they’ve all failed to take on a rigged economic system that enriches the few at the expense of us all.

People want a society where children don’t go hungry. That is really not too much to ask.

[AsiaEndyah @life_fvck]

Kirk neck starting to get on my nerves

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

potatoes and lentils
potatoes and lentils
make me strong
make me gentle

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

when I am a little too friendly with my uber driver and he starts telling me who really built the pyramids

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

The Green Party: “let’s tax billionaires”

Lads who make 30k a year: