Jacob

Mechanic + other things // I play guitar pretty well // Chasing a M139 Quattroporte and a golden retriever

[Jacob @jacobgregoryMST]

@Mike_kim714 that was actually crazy! A 59 is insane. Great playing

[Kip @d3noz_]

I am still trying to understand what sort of persuasion happens at car yards for a Nissan Juke to be the final decision.

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

Will Russia be able to get past our first line of defence?

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

So many roads in Britain are flooding on a frequent basis. But before they blame it on cow farts causing climate change, it might helpful if local councils could be arsed to regularly unblock and clean the road drains. That’s what we pay our council tax for, apparently.

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

When the day comes that I die and I am buried, I hope a litter of baby foxes are joyfully playing over my grave.

[nancy reagan sexbot @luffymindset2]

i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old men

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

from the moment i like someone, i can’t like anyone else

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Until death removes you from this world, reset button is forever pressable.

[raven haired nymph🪡 @lilmissbelljar]

cigarettes taste disgusting & are a horrible habit to have but i’ll be damned if i ever try to deny their innate eroticism…. they’re sexy on the right person… yet vape’s have the complete opposite effect, an immediate turn off…. so inherently not sexy…. embarrassing, even…

[george @StokeyyG2]

Kids nowadays will never understand how iconic these two teams used to be…

[Wolf Totem 🐺 @CanisLupus003]

A 24 carrot gold ring

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

PGA Championship Result Superlatives;

Makes the Most Sense: Scottie
Most Likely: JT
Funniest: Koepka
Most “Holy Shit”: Rory
Biggest Leap: Bryson/Morikawa/X
Most Meaningful: Spieth
Coolest; Sugar Shane Lowry
Needs it the Most: Rahm
Will Cause Me To Walk Backwards Into Hell: Block

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

100 ?

The DEA has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

[Ŵął£💱 @101Tino0]

This Dog morning routine is the best haha

[🦂 @nearaaa_]

Eating together and laughing together

[SG_FFC🖤🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SG__FFC]

Would be an unreal pack of fruit pastilles.