Jacob Hoffner

Proud Dad||Every Second Counts||

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Aang: I will use my airbending!

Katara: And I will use my waterbending!

Toph: I'll crush them with a rock!

Sokka

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

trump just signed an executive order saying I have to get drunk with my friends tonight

[J @DocHolliJay]

When you’re 11 $6 margs deep at Chili’s and Creed comes on the TouchTunes

[Iowamom @Iowamom7]

Blue Heeler puppy found. Sure was hard getting him into my car. He is not happy.

[chefspin @chef_spin]

pulled it. literally shaking rn 🫨🫨

[ParaPower Mapping @KlonnyPin_Gosch]

The incoming Education Secretary takes a tombstone piledriver from the Mayor of Knox County, Tennessee

[greg @greg16676935420]

🚨BREAKING: Jake Paul has challenged Jimmy Carter (age 100) to a boxing match after beating Mike Tyson (age 58)

[Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE]

I'm so relieved it's Friday. Just today and a few more decades of work left, and I'm done!

[Logan Pierce @_lpierce]

I had to help my Roomba find its dock today.

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

The email won't find me.

[pardo🧸 @Hardpard]

WOW THAT WAS FAST

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Jimmy Carter is set to appear on ‘Talk Tuah’ with Hailey Welch.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Wow! Trump is right, I just went to the 7-11 in Springfield, Ohio, to get some gas and a hot dog.

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Walking in to the bar and your buddy has a beer and a shot waiting on you