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Previously @sitecore product-person, @four51ecommerce CPO, @McKesson Fellow and @JavaChampion. Passionate for building cool stuff with cool people.

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@screencrushnews finale of Stranger Things has Steve and Dustin giving off Brownies vibes from Willow

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@Costco you crazy.... I could take the train to Chicago for the real thing at that price

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@joshnorthsouth My parents sat at the breakfast table with their laptops for an hour giving each other updates on what they clicked on and what is or isn't spinning on their screen

[Jimmy Bogard is on Bluesky FYI @jbogard]

Oh my god

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

The Vikings are LOADED with offensive talent 🔥

J.J. McCarthy is heading to Minnesota 😤

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Watching @Vikings draft with @PurpleForTheWin

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@cincinnati3way Did you go to Oxford?

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Doing the Hollywood tour first thing in the morning is best, before it gets too hot and the celebrities retreat to the shade and further from the fences

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"Ady, where all are your friends going for spring break?"
"...Rach is going to the outer banks with her family"
"Ah, Carolina"
"No, Dad, her name is Rachael"

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Millennials in the suburbs:

"We're headed to Heartland Grace, over by Valley Creek and Oxbow Landing, across from the Forest Hill Shopping Galleria... yes, we're bringing little Ashliegh and Hunter along"

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I insist on shopping for ingredients for my next recipe, but when I get to the grocery store, basket in hand, I can't find anything I need. Ethnic foods aisle? Is it, or is it in the seasoning and marinades?

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My wife's super power is finding the lid for any piece of Tupperware

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Sitting at a Caribou coffee and the guy sitting across from me insists on using Google voice search for one word queries. It's more like a strange tourrette's, "PANCAKES", "BELL", I mean "DELL"

[Denis Canty @deniscanty]

Two weeks on from @RyderCupEurope weekend with @jacobhookom in Rome - an epic sports occasion. Looking forward to another one tonight - lets go @IrishRugby! @rugbyworldcup

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Fantastic week at #RyderCup    cheering on USA (loudly for @Maxhoma). But not @deniscanty because his granny is from the same place as @ShaneLowryGolf

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Was sitting near this guy (in the shade). He told everyone they had a free pass to go for a swim if they win. Honestly believe he thought a bunch of people would join him for a swim #RyderCup

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

This is EVEN better 🏊‍♂️
Remember the fella who jumped in the water at the #RyderCup on the 16th hole?
Well, this is what happened next… 👇🏻🏆😂
#ColonelSanders #CaptainBirdseye #LoganRoy

From Tom Kristensen on insta

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@KVanValkenburg Meanwhile in Basketball

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My kids are sometimes referred to as Generation Alpha, I guess it's what comes after Gen Z. Being an Excel guy, should be "Generation Ah Ah" As whenever I ask them questions about school or friends, I just get a mumbled "Ah ah" what do you mean, kid?

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Heard a woman as she tripped at the Minnesota Zoo, and she shouted, "Scheider Blocker!" Seems perfectly normal...

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Wordle 798 2/6

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