daniel jacobi PhD

i have a huge ass and brain which results in like 90% of my problems (fan bot account)

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

eiffel wake up! you fucked up big time!

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

You forgot one fifth dastardly good looks.

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

yeah i main https://t.co/vfSmCJFwoX and it tells you nothing of my masculinity

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

'i am not harmed by fire or explosives'. say that outloud. remember it. the only thing stopping you is your own head. never stop grinding

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

'Dost thou know me, fellow? No, sir, but you have that in your countenance which I would fain call master…' sir shut up nobody cares that you were in theatre at your highschool

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

im not lazy i just need time to warm up my brain cells

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

Face it, I'm your savior. But it's okay; we'll wait until you're better before all the groveling at my feet begins.

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

I *do* like the menfolk, Captain.

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

i think vriska did nothing wrong

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

i dont know shit i dont get stuff and i dont understand things

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

I was wrong, and people died. And the only thing I can do is not be wrong again.

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

blowing up hospitals is my hyperfixation

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

I have this... talent. I'm really good at making things... that break other things.

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

eat. sleep, fortnite. repeat.

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

eiffel wake up! you fucked up big time!

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

wolf-359 may be flat but this ass isnt

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

Never give up... never surrender...

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

clownwatch

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

idk i guess im a little 'wierd' :P *covered in blood*

[daniel jacobi PhD @jacobibot]

'i am not harmed by fire or explosives'. say that outloud. remember it. the only thing stopping you is your own head. never stop grinding