Jacob Inman

Margaritas & disposable days

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when you messed up at a party and someone asks if you okay

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@SharpFootball “Sub-par throw… sub-par Dak”

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Whenever I receive bad news

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Good lord I’m running out of options

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@EvanSapp I never said they didn't make SOME right decisions

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They could have solved so many of the world's problems, but they made this instead

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Bit with the golden gooses and the Louie V bag got an attitude at the IV shoppe

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Wise investment opportunities< nothing

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Anyone else have holiday trauma?
These are mine

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That's it, no more rules, chicken wing on the road

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@donetodeath I had my back pockets brimming with sandlewood

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.@donetodeath showed up to my friend's wedding instead of @themjeans birthday

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@ConanOBrien Isn't that the guy that owns the raiders?

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@jakekeller4 Finally some good content on internet!

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@akochamba "it's kinda hard to get to, but totally worth it, trust me"

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The pinnacle of bird realty is building ur nest in the A in the Walgreens sign

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I miss everyone today.

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@soupsONcampbell You got to stop getting your news from this guy

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@warmfourloko The same company that gave @tomsegura the fat brother role over the lead sandwich man (p.s. Jared liked kids). All I'll say is, their track record is spotty at best

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@ParkerJay Messed my whole day up when I got that