Jacob Mears

One time, Adele told me she'd marry me. 🏳️‍🌈

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Not Kacey Musgraves and Ryan Beatty having the same walk out song…

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Celebrating Troye Sivan Eve at a Ryan Beatty show, as is intended.

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The building for my midterm may be on fire, but I DID get Carly Rae Jepsen tickets this morning.

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Not the first time today he’s told me I’d be “SO jealous” !!!!

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“You’re going to be SO jealous…” - my husband making his New York Times Top 10 TV shows list.

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Having a great time playing “Am I Sweating Because I Have The Flu or Am I Just In Texas?” and plot twist it’s both.

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Taking the #emmys as yet another opportunity to remind everyone that Mariska Hargitay famously did tell me that one day I’d be running NBC.

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When you’re watching Next To Normal with your husband and you both *GASP* when they thing “next to normal”

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If you release a movie over 90 minutes long, i do believe we all deserve a thorough justification.

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@nobodysdaught3r FROM PENIS TO VAGINAAAAAAAA

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

So then why the fuck did you get us involved?

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The lowest form of talk show anecdote is bragging about being at an SNL after party, and I said what I said.

[cesar @trashpopsong]

the dad every 5 mins on #thewhitelotus

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Me at 29.

[farid @fariflux]

"I just don't think at this age I'm meant to live an uncomfortable life. I don't have the will..." she's so me 😭 #TheWhiteLotus

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How many minutes of Love Shack do we need in the year 2025

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I love this woman with my whole heart.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Hilary Clinton reacts to Donald Trump declaring he will rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.

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@RoyGAtwood @DFWAirport Consider yourselves consulted!! (But still pay my fiancé $500K)

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Dear @AMCTheatres, literally why are you playing a cast Q&A BEFORE we’ve seen the film, when you’re going scene by scene. A question was “what do you think is the most powerful scene or moment in the film.” Girls, let us watch it!