Jacob

semi-retired tweeter

[FenwayAttendee @FenwayAttendee]

Holding it like 4-seamer

[. @GIOOCVMPO]

Iced out sitting courtside while watching his biggest nemesis fall. Real hate deserves respect.

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Bro belongs here

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Little chimp playing alone with some straw

[あずき🐾 @Azuki9318]

がぉーー…… → ( '-' )ｽﾝ

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Team Mongolia’s Olympic Outfits by Goyol Cashmere🙂‍↕️

[Erik 'daibo' Kain @erikkain]

The woman was crying as she witnessed her neighbor ChongLy Thao, 56, a naturalized U.S. citizen, taken from his home in below-freezing weather, half-naked. ICE didn't even get the right guy. But sure, just make shit up.

https://t.co/pONjqqnyeE

[Jacob @jacoblmitchell]

Abolish the LA Dodgers

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The most improved team of the offseason is the team that just won back-to-back World Series titles. Stupid.

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

‘Organized gangs of wine moms’ do you even hear yourselves

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Hate to break it to you, but if you think we just need to “survive 3 more years” and it’ll be over, you’re not following the plot

[Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks]

In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for him.

[reilly @GoodPostReilly]

Me in 2022 when I saw THE BATMAN three times

[Jacob @jacoblmitchell]

Never watching a sporting event again

[Jacob @jacoblmitchell]

The Toronto Blue Jays and the power of friendship

[Jacob @jacoblmitchell]

@Ankaman616 Great moxy from Cunha on that goal!

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

Your country loves you, Vladito 💥🇨🇦 #WANTITALL

[Avery Chenier @AveryChenier]

I cannot believe this swing. George Springer forever.

[MLB @MLB]

THE TORONTO @BLUEJAYS ARE HEADING TO THEIR FIRST WORLD SERIES IN 32 YEARS 😤 #CLINCHED

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Manchester United get back to back Premier League wins for the first time under Amorim and the crisis club baton now passes onto Liverpool.