jacob

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

RHCP: Red Hot Chili Peppers

my brain: Real Housewives of Chili Peppers

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen

[Excuse Prada @ExcusePrada]

I manifest NYC nights

[kelly @kelllicopter]

mentally i’m here

[𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕪 𝕋𝕒𝕧⭒ @shutuptav]

This haunts me https://t.co/XaOisuaQ0H

[P ☘️ @onlynettaveli]

#ElijahMcClain say his name !

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I remember one time I got in a fight with the Girl Scouts of America’s on twitter because I said they used child labor and cited Keebler elves as my source

[Lowkey @ImLowkeyNerdy]

i’ll never understand why teachers put a ‘?’ when they grade homework, like yeah i have no idea what’s going on either Karen

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

skipped class to finish all my other assignments it’s called pemdas

[James @CaucasianJames]

dammit

[Thotty Kay💕 @coIIegebby]

Sandra Bullock with Boy and Girl in Birdbox

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

me: all bodies are beautiful!!!!!

*sees myself in the mirror*

me:

[Katie Maraghy @KatieMaraghy]

Millennials venmoing the same $20 back and forth until one of us dies.

[👁️👅👁️ @gothisha_]

why are conclusions necessary in essays? were you not following?

[Zach 🌍 @NAACPYOUNGBOY]

Kim dressed like the #4 pick in the 2002 nba draft