kelly

non-dairy presenting she/they

[kelly @kelllicopter]

bisexuals be like “omg my outfit is so cute!!!” and then be dressed exactly like this

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Smoking weed in 1976: im gonna have groovy sex with an incredibly stinky woman
Smoking weed in 2022: if my vape is out of battery I Will Kill Myself

[jodie @jodieegrace]

first you ask me to “imagine dragons” and now you want me to “try guys”????

[kelly @kelllicopter]

mhm

[Make it a quote @MakeItAQuote]

@GlockLeznuh

[kelly @kelllicopter]

i hate reverse cowgirl because he gets to looks at a beautiful woman and i have to look at his toes

[kelly @kelllicopter]

i hate when i see a sexy ass picture of megan fox and machine gun kelly is there

[kelly @kelllicopter]

open mics are just like adult talent shows

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@holy_schnitt my brother is 28 but i think he’s the only one

[kelly @kelllicopter]

there’s never been a problem that smokin a lil weed couldn’t fix

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@_radsy happy bday rads ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@spo0kymads i’d rather hear about that than watch someone eat four hot dogs without buns

[kelly @kelllicopter]

being added to someone’s close friends story is like being born. you have absolutely no say in whether or not you want to participate and the only way out is death

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@jbfan911 i’ll pay you not to post tweets

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@SweetBabyTayz did lexi’s sister ruin her play

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@doyalikebaileys damn i am a rat and all i eat is olaplex :/

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@HadessMiller did the cops pull the plug

[kelly @kelllicopter]

what happened to fez’s grandma!!!!!

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@ryantgoodboy do you think she would wanna hang out

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@goblinhoe

[kelly @kelllicopter]

going to my alt if anyone wants to follow <3

[kelly @kelllicopter]

@DripTowers she hates me mystery solved

[kelly @kelllicopter]

i was just looking at instagram stories and my ex best friend who sucks so much posted a picture from high school that i WAS in but she CROPPED ME OUT LMAO