Jacobluhm

The official Twitter of Jacob Ryan Bluhm.

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If you’re going to be shady in a relationship, just don’t; your partner will find out.

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@Venmo @jacobluhm

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@pulte I got a promotion and can’t afford my rent because the only apartments in the new city that were free were 3x what I was paying & it doesn’t feel like I’m going anywhere.

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@giftlovej $jacobluhm

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I proposed to my boyfriend last night while we are in temporary corporate housing. Not the fairy tale I’d imagined, but everything feels perfect. 🥰

[. @laurenthehough]

The queen won’t see your jokes but your friends who are weirdly loyal to a monarchy they learned about from a Netflix show might and they’ll be super sensitive about it

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Sweet pup.

[Venmo @Venmo]

The Leo urge to pick up the tab & never request any $$ back ♌️🦁

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Not my Chuckarooni doing dishes in our bathtub because the landlord refuses to fix the kitchen sink. Circa 2022.

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I’m not sure, but I think 30 is going to look good on me.

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I quite simply, do not want ‘to do the damn thing’ today.

[Ja Morant @JaMorant]

i still remember the days i prayed for the things i have now ..

[steph @steph_mcca]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

I have faith that one day we will get to the bottom of why neither women nor abortion are mentioned in a document that was written by 55 men in 1787.

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Mi amore

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I can’t wait/hope this feels normal at some point. But this little boy from Indiana has head SPINNING