Jacob Lysinger

I'm a friendly gig delivery Driver.
My vehicle has over 150,000 miles on it.
don't make nearly enough money to afford a working car.

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@JohnLegere Try out an Android. The Samsung Galaxy S21 or the OnePlus 9 Pro are good pieces of hardware.

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@Mutant187 @LPTexas @POTUS Don't end the licensing. Make it free for those that aren't filthy rich.

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@MILLIIEonaire Tubbo baker confirmed

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@JohnLegere Lol imagine if a phone could tell you where you are on a map via satellite data streams....

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@TheAn1meMan Once their movie ratings get low enough, they'll finally die.

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@DannySalter Just use a spoon

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@LilyMSarver @AITA_reddit New HOA rule idea! Yards shall have no more than 12,000 blades of grass! The fine for noncompliance is $30,000.u

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@YoseMom @Eptresist @JamesSWF @POTUS Pfizer is likely safe for everyone 2 and up, there's just a lot of red tape to wade through.

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@wearesmrt @POTUS It was never our fight in the first place. We should never have intervened.

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@TheAaronHarding @sylveemhm @MrBeast If you put 1 million into a dividends stock like PepsiCo you'd get enough to pay rent in most cities every month from just dividends.

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@MrBeast 10k is 10 months of rent. 100k is enough for 5 years of rent and a better vehicle to do deliveries in. I'm not flipping that coin more than once!

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@DreamNekoTV Bring your community to YouTube. They pay more and there's more people over there

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@Cnut_real No-one wants to fight someone else's war. It was never our place to step in.

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@ScienceNews We've known that masks help since a long time ago
In Japan, if you're sick you wear a mask.
In China, if there's air pollution you wear a mask
In the USA where both things usually exist at the same time, you're ridiculed for wearing a mask
I think that leaded gas caused all this

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@AquaRegia666 @deadeyebrakeman Let me widen your perspective by a few inches: https://t.co/djkUj7UYny
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@deadeyebrakeman You don't know anything about slugs or snails! Have you even watched the videos on vihart's secret channel?! (There's a secret final video, it's called 'how to microwave gracefully')

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@lonelyphoenix7 @MarriedwCrypto @LadyKymberlyn @CNN There's already a variant that Pfizer is ineffective against. I'm sorry that these bioterrorists have affected your life.

3 years ago I thought that these guys were a minority. Now I see that humanity is doomed.

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@CarlamaStorm @NotLordPyromon @Joaquin_archer @c2019_daniel @SYACVG It doesn't cost money to rip your already owned games.

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@AnnaSmi98648244 @LemonDr91669323 @JohnLegere Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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@fritapatatita @AnissaCMTaylor @downix @to_it2 @cons_owned We live in the USA, so the price will probably be scary. The technology isn't actually that expensive to use, and it would probably be cheaper to take a vacation and have the procedure done in another country