I honestly respect people who can save money by eating at home. If I have a bad day at work, I’m picking up food. If I have a good day at work, I’m picking up food to celebrate. If I make my own lunch, I’m still picking up food for dinner since I already saved money on lunch.
telling my boss i’m going to go “stink up” the bathroom and when she makes a disgusted face i clarify that i mean i’m going in there to smoke pills off of tinfoil