Jacob Gale

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

Everything #Beyonce has done since the half time Super Bowl show a few years back has been pretty damn shit

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

Threw some water on a lizard whilst working in the hope his mum says 'how the hell did you get wet?' when he gets home

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

I can actually say I've got my own room in a cool pad 3 minutes away from Bondi beach and I'm not lying #happydays

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

Good luck to the machine trying to convert my welsh speaking into a sms text because apparently voicemail doesn't exist in straya

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

34 degree heat on Christmas Day #dreamland

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

Had a photo with some Chinese muslims on an Indonesian island because they've never seen someone as tall and white as me before hahahah

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

Today I swam with the old guy fish from finding nemo and a turtle and it was nuts #justkeepsnorkelling

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

I just heard an Aussie say to another 'you complete me, can I cum in your ass'. My ears aren't happy to say the least

[VICE UK @VICEUK]

A Trip to Zaqistan, One Man's 'Sovereign Nation' in the Middle of the Utah Desert https://t.co/bZr4fOVfgq

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

Couldn't even control where my eyes were looking on Bondi beach 👀 #whoops

[Greenpeace Australia Pacific @GreenpeaceAP]

BREAKING: The Australian Government just RE-approved the #Carmichael megamine for the 2nd time!
#savethereef

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

@_JudyPhillips_ just keep rollin rollin rollin Judy ❤

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

@harripyke you've just agreed to modern day aussie farm slavery. Living in the garden shed making fresh lemonade whipping cows 4 ur master

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

When you get something out of your pocket on the train after work and only dust comes out #labourer #doneanddusted #getmetobed

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

I know im over reacting and its only a dance but come on surely just die already #thanks #noshuffling

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

The fact shuffling is still a thing and associated with being British means there's still a large amount of people who need to instantly die

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

Silly old wasp flew the wrong way around Sydney on the bus #lateforwork #lostlabourer

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

Flashpackers and backpackers

[Jacob Gale @jacobmgale]

I'm high and about to eat dominoes though so whoops