Jacob Naron

Pastor. Enneagram 9w1. ATX.
(He/Him)

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

“why don’t you support trump if you’re a christian?”

me:

[Bearded & Fluffy 🍺🤪🍺🤪 @ChiTownTim27]

She's a 10 but she definitely would have been burned at the stake during the Salem Witch trials

[Simon Chong @chongster62]

I’d wanted to do a dumb little Jimmy Jr dance in the vein of Tammy’s one I did, but it needed the right song. Then this absolute banger called “The Spark” from these Irish kids “Kabin Crew” came along I knew it was the one. 300+ drawings later, here we are.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

shawty may or may not be like a melody in my head

[bella @earlygirl__]

my husband was at a bar last night and ran into this guy he likes who works at our favorite coffee shop, and when he came home he told me about how they “goofed out” which is “kind of like queening out, but for boys who are goofy”

[Mandy McHugh @WriterACMcHugh]

This Joy Sullivan

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

hey. if you and i are both single by the end of the night. do you wanna take a bunch of dead batteries and start slingin’ em at the rats. just see what happens

[mel @meligearsolid]

(at bottomless mimosas with the girls) one of you will betray me

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

So you don't like my jokes about ghosts having sex with owls? Well, boo-fucking-hoo.

[audrey @foldyrhands]

my body count? like how many times i've taken communion?

[faith @faithnation]

no presidential debates just this and a stopwatch

[ᵖˡˢsapphic chaos 🍋🌊 @lenamiusgf]

i was NOT expecting to see the teletubbies doing chappell roan’s HOT TO GO dance but here we are

[April Fiet @aprilfiet]

I have to keep reminding myself that for every viral, ridiculous, embarrassing thing Christian churches do, there are at least 10 tiny, almost invisible churches out there bringing meals to new moms, holding hands with people who are dying, making an impact in their community.