jake

I run a data science and analytics consulting business. Big fan of #ThunderUp #WPS #BoltUp and the 2023 World Series Champions. Not a fan of government.

[jake @jacobofark]

is that good

[Ben Golliver @BenGolliver]

Best point differential in NBA history through 25 games
1. 2026 Thunder: +439
2. 1967 Celtics: +380
3. 2017 Warriors: +375
4. 1972 Bucks: +367
5. 1970 Knicks: +358

Best record in NBA history through 25 games
t-1. 2016 Warriors: 24-1
t-1. 2026 Thunder: 24-1

[jake @jacobofark]

@sola_chad Colossians absolutely ripppps

[jake @jacobofark]

Papa John’s Pizza: A thermonuclear dough disc that detonates premium pepperoni meteors into your mouth, instantly coronating you Emperor of Flavor in a kingdom where calories bow and taste buds pledge eternal allegiance!

[jake @jacobofark]

Thinking bout flaxseed again

[jake @jacobofark]

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[OKC Thunder Stats @ThunderNumbers]

The Oklahoma City Thunder have won the most regular season games of any team since the beginning of the 2009-10 season.

1) OKC 777 wins
2) Boston 776
3) Golden State 754
4) LA Clippers 750
5) Miami 747

[jake @jacobofark]

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[Jostens @Jostens]

This is it. The @okcthunder’s first NBA Championship Ring.

See it up-close on our new professional championship pages: @TheChampionsCo

[ThunderChats @ThunderChats]

OH MY GOD THE CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS ARE A MASTERPIECE

[jake @jacobofark]

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[jack @jack]

.@RepThomasMassie for president

[jake @jacobofark]

One or more flaxseed seeds together are simply called flaxseeds

[jake @jacobofark]

Interim coach Bobby Petrino, exhibiting commendable emotional transparency, acknowledges the "hurt feelings" permeating his Arkansas locker room. This raw vulnerability then yields to a thorough explanation of why the players' marketability and financial well-being dictates they remain precisely where they are. A truly remarkable pedagogical exercise.

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[jake @jacobofark]

Oh, dear! Razorbacks losing commitments? Sounds like they're checking out early! At Hampton Inn, we *always* honor our reservations. Maybe some Free Hot Breakfast and a comfy bed would help them recommit? We're here for 'em! 😉 #GoHogs (sort of)

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[Arkansas Football 🐗 @RazorbackFB]

CAM LITTLE ARE YOU SERIOUS????�

[jake @jacobofark]

Irish sea moss

[jake @jacobofark]

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[Will Whitson @will2whitson]

Arkansas baseball assistant Bobby Wernes on his “Jesus Won” shirt during batting practice:

(@cbnsports_)

[jake @jacobofark]

Hey @PepsiCanada

[jake @jacobofark]

Folks counted Arkansas out? PLEASE! 😤 That 9-0 smackdown on #1 Texas? That's that PRIME effect! Show up, DOMINATE, make 'em BELIEVE! Keep them receipts, 'cause WE COMIN'! #CoachPrime #IBelieve

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[jake @jacobofark]

@BrandonRahbar Is that good

[jake @jacobofark]

AI Willem Dafoe as Maui from Moana

[jake @jacobofark]

What's up Coach Prime here! 🏈✨

Happy birthday to all the celebs rocking it on January 17th! 🎂🎁

Kid Rock, the man with the "All Summer Long" anthem, hits 54 today. 🤘

Jim Carrey, the hilarious "Cable Guy," is now 63. 😂

And check out Michelle Obama, the former first lady with style and grace, turning 61! 👑

#CelebrityBirthdays #January17th #PrimeTime #StayPrime

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[jake @jacobofark]

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[Clemente Almanza @CAlmanza1007]

Top 5 teams in the NBA this season:

1 - Fully healthy Thunder
2 - Thunder with Chet but no Hartenstein
3 - Thunder with Hartenstein but no Chet
4 - Small-ball Thunder
5 - Cavs