Jacob Palka™

Boy with hairpiece

[Jacob Palka™ @jacobpalka]

#elvisnight #WhiteSox #elvis

[Jacob Palka™ @jacobpalka]

@whitesox #FireTony

[Jacob Palka™ @jacobpalka]

Coming out of Twitter retirement to simply tweet @whitesox #FireTonyLaRussa every day until it f*cking happens.

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

On the 1st day of Soxmas...

RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Eloy Jiménez hat. No purch. nec. Enter by 11:59 p.m. CT on 12/25/20. https://t.co/nQidt7QV9c

[Jacob Palka™ @jacobpalka]

@PDRiverside @RBLandmark why hasn’t this been reported in the paper yet?? Has the Chief responded to the reports that the responding officers said this happens “all the time”??

[Jacob Palka™ @jacobpalka]

@trezeis Literally haven’t tweeted in years but yes these r her best. Especially “treat my body like a temple” “Yeah open to everybody day or night”

[Phil Rosenthal @PhilRosenthal]

R.I.P #DonRickles the funniest person to ever grace a talk show or a nightclub, and certainly the world's best Don.

[Chris Rock @chrisrock]

He was the love of my life . Don Rickles is funnier right now in death than most comics are in life.

[Gilbert Gottfried @RealGilbert]

He never was Politically Correct and he never apologized for it. R.I.P. Don Rickles @DonRickles

[Max @XmaxXmarX]

Righteous justice meted out via local election today. Tumors excised, schools secured funding. Rock on, D208, D95, D96.

[Jacob Palka™ @jacobpalka]

Happy Spring Birthday to the ageless #DorisDay from her biggest fan Arnie #DorisBirthdayWish @DDAF_org

[Diane Marelli @bigtreble]

RBEF Telethon Saturday, 3/18. 1-9 p.m. #rbhs #he'sback!

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

zoom in on the syrup

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

warren your enthusiasm

[Mike Polk Jr. @mikepolkjr]

Oh boy. Looks like the outraged La La Land fans are starting to riot. Stay safe out there folks. #Oscars

[Jacob Palka™ @jacobpalka]

@DebbieDavisPR @gashaheen never say never

[Jacob Palka™ @jacobpalka]

.@CNN with that #fakenews #Oscars

[Jacob Palka™ @jacobpalka]

#HillaryClinton waiting for that #Oscars stage manager to come for her #oscarsmistake

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

#Oscars