Jacob IE Pelkey

Maple syrup is its own food group. Cell phones are not my strong point, but tree houses on the other hand? killed it. Lawn game king. #mainestatetriviaking

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Whoever invented "Knock-knock" jokes should get a no-bell prize. #jokes #iamtoofunnyforyou

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Q: What do you call a big pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.
#Obviously #JokesOnYou

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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Jokes for dayz

#Rio2016 #Switzerland #GoUSA

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Q: "What do you get from a pampered cow?"
A: "Spoiled milk"
#JokeOfTheDay #MilkItForAllItsWorth #MoooveAlong

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana.....

You know you love it

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Get jalapeño business.
Just peppering you with a few good jokes this AM #vegitables #live #laugh #jokes

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If God showed you all He has planned for you, it would blow your mind.

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Watch “We Believe In Comebacks - Hope Network Neuro Rehabilitation” by @HopeNetworkNews on @Vimeo https://t.co/I19ZLx9UwC

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Pretty hard to get my tan when I work 9-5 in an A/C box all day.

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Getting #BurnedOut with creating new content? Try to understand how much each #social #platform #demands. - https://t.co/FFesn8lkbh

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Less than 100 days until the opening ceremony of #rio2016 brands are adjusting their #marketingmessages... READ MORE https://t.co/CeLoWWhvXi

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Trying to find a good joke? Look in the mirror.
#OutOfNewJokes #SeniorYearBurnOut

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L.L. Bean drops an unexpected ad highlighting its mission and value. https://t.co/LPc2evGo2H

#Marketing #Advertising #SurprisingSuccess

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Q: Where will you find a swimmer who can't believe he's drowning?
A: In de-Nile!
#DirectCopyAndPaste #GreatJokeThough

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This is the time of time of year I say No. No I don't want to do homework, No didn't hand it in, No I don't have time to meet about it. #no

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Did #RonaldMcDonald die or retire? The icon is alive in #millenials minds, as they celebrate all day breakfast! - https://t.co/vxwtFJ3hY5

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A standout #Marketing example of brand personality. Create a personality that conveys meaning and #value! - https://t.co/1hrRemWrVh

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Q: Where do bunnies go to get breakfast?
A: I-Hop
#Rabbits #WakingUpOnTime

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#Marketing small businesses on a shoestring doesn't have to be so dull, create memorable #touchpoints that excite - https://t.co/1eFHgB9HLk

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#Forbes encourages community philanthropy, says it is a big step in the #marketing and #positioning of a business. https://t.co/Ci48Pjzaqn