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This is just a turbodole stan account now. he/him

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Me: *sweating, tossing and turning in bed*

Wife, (shaking me gently) : Wake up, it's only a dream.

Me (febrile, half conscious): he said...he called my tailor... he knows it's not bespoke.

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@jdcmedlock I am a centrist. I believe that property taxes should be eliminated. They should be replaced with a land value tax.

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@NairoInGreen Literally what are you supposed to do when you are going up against The Great Satan?

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@StatisticUrban Say what you will about Murkowski but she got that fuckin dog in her.

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@ImNotOwned I mean this is what Dems should be saying right now. They should force Rs to nuke it over their objections and when Dems ignore the filibuster next time they are in power they can say, "we never wanted this but..."

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This might genuinely be one of the most insane "this you?" moments on this app.

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@mattforney Is this your book? How does it relate to immigration?

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@EndWokeness Zohran Mamdani victory party crowd says it all. Demographics is destiny.

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@DjsokeSpeaking @iabvek I mean if you were going to engineer a strategy in a lab that was designed to destroy the credibility of the Republican party with specifically Virginia voters, it would be difficult to beat the DOGE + gov shutdown combo.

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@ImNotOwned When your whole party platform is to be the world's biggest marks, it's not surprising that the technology most designed to do scams will appeal to you (see also: crypto).

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@big_jarhead @grok @krassenstein @nicksortor @scrowder Yes, on her marriage license application. The posted photo is dogshit quality but here is the relevant section from Hennepin county's marriage license application form. You can find it on the county website: https://t.co/tzLsQd2etw

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@NairoInGreen Are Euros familiar with the case of "white blonde girl in your class goes on a trip to Jamaica and comes back with box braids?" Because this is a well understood and studied phenomenon over here.

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@ekstasis @lionel_trolling Like Trump, or really an reality TV star, his talent is to blur the lines between laughing with and laughing at.

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@Tratnikstan I mean, have you seen the guy who runs the place?

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@ImNotOwned I'm not saying that this guy is a lib (family social posts seem to point towards groyper) but they def are making libs like this. You go to Boulder CO and you can't throw a rock without hitting a guy who looks like this wearing Birks while hopping into his 2013 Prius.

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@quantian1 Also, is the implication that the United States has not produced a bunch of legendary mathematicians and physicists? Because you know, scoreboard:

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@NairoInGreen A little goes a long way.

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@NairoInGreen Gotta save those legs up so he can crash out of the Les Gets XC WC on lap 2.

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@NairoInGreen We are the Goar!

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@ImNotOwned "Food would be affordable if it weren't for all the profiteering from those insidious grocery stores, a famously high margin business" is just such a stupid take on so many levels.

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@NairoInGreen @InsideOut2912

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@daniel16630721 @NairoInGreen Having Pogi means that UAE have actually never learned tactics other than "have the have the hands-down strongest guy in the race and go absolutely apeshit on every stage."