Jake

DOG DAD

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

boom bading daserb

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

its 🌳🎣🪴 me 🙋‍♂️hi 😆 im the problem 😹 its me 😹🙋‍♂️👈

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

bye

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

jake liked jay.

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

The look on Jumps' face is indescribable.

Or maybe Jake is just a bad narrator.

It makes him feel weird; 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦.

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

Bakit ba ang bait-bait mo ha? Crush mo ba 'ko?

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

ang squammy mo

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

bongga ng non-awoj ni shipanget linibre kami buffet

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

wala naman akong sinabi na maganda ugali ko kasalanan mo na yan

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

gets ko na bakit sinasabi na pang kabit yung telegram

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

wala na ako masabi bukod sa putangina

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

FOUND?? FAMILY??? BAKA NAKAKALIMUTAN MO NINAKAW MO NINTENDO DS KO NUNG HIGHSCHOOL AND AYAW MO IBALIK UNLESS MAGING FRIENDS TAYO

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

HANGGANG MOMOL LANG KAMI NI JAY OKAY

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

CRUSH MO BA AKO KASI KUNG HINDI PUNYAWA KA ANO BA TO

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

boom bading daserb

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

its 🌳🎣🪴 me 🙋‍♂️hi 😆 im the problem 😹 its me 😹🙋‍♂️👈

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

kinulam mo ba ako ? @hourlyjumps BAKIT LAGI KITA HINAHANAP POTANG

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

Zambales?

[Jake @jacobrohrback]

“Ingat ka Henry James.” Jay’s protest about being called by his full name is drowned out by Jake’s continuation. “Baka masanay ako na pinagbibigyan mo.”