jacob

aquarius • history ed major • political enthusiast • he/him ✊🏿🏳️‍🌈🌞

[jacob @jacobrsimpson]

I don’t work at the job I hate anymore, I came out to my mom and it went amazing, and I found out my credit score is 737. A damn good day if you ask me 😏

[jacob @jacobrsimpson]

@Millennial_NJ @TheDemocrats @StephenM I bet you watch tranny porn. Freak

[jacob @jacobrsimpson]

@LauraLoomer No

[jacob @jacobrsimpson]

@AfricanHub_ @catturd2 I’m hoping for the downfall of both tbh. I may agree with Elon today but that doesn’t change all the shit he has done.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Joe Biden ended his presidency with:

2.9% inflation.

4.1% unemployment.

43k Dow Jones.

Manufacturing boom.

Gaza ceasefire.

Medicare D $2k prescription drug cap.

Infrastructure boom.

Fastest economic recovery.

Covid handled.

But go ahead, tell me he’s a bad president.

[kayla @souraindrops]

look at how beautiful we could’ve been. i’m so fucking sorry we failed you

[Denis Beganovic @Beganovic2026]

Missouri voters elected Trump and Hawley
while making abortion legal, increasing the minimum wage, and voting down a raise for law enforcement. What a state

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: January 6 was a day of love

Voters: 🤨🤨🤨

[Jenni @hashjenni]

i thought that was Donald Trump

[jp @excesstential]

life as a liberal for me is so nice

6:30 AM - Wake up, Land Acknowledgment

8:00 AM - Vegan breakfast

10:00 AM - 6:00 PM - Welfare Leeching

7:00 PM - voter fraud

9:00 PM - 11:00 PM - job at weather machine (at night for secrecy)

12:00 am - 6:30 am - nesting with poly clan

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!🤣🤣🤣

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

🥺

[sophia @charliyuri]

if kamala harris becomes president it’s bc of this edit

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

40 out of his 44 cabinet members will not endorse him.

His VP will not endorse him.

Many of his former staffers will not endorse him.

Anyone who believes there are brighter days ahead for America, will not endorse Donald Trump.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

Ok now that the speech is over can we go back once more and recognize how funny Biden’s reaction is here?

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Nobody:

Me:”Can you crack my back”

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

This is PERFECT.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

did y’all get this too

[Donovan Reynolds @donovanreyno1ds]

How Ronald Reagan Ruined America

(a thread)

[Bianca Del Rio @TheBiancaDelRio]

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