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[mallory jacobs @jacobs_mallory]

@NotoBree Bitches be mad cuz they ain’t shit

[mallory jacobs @jacobs_mallory]

@NotoBree @Baiylsruger I said what I said 😂

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HALFWAY through the semester 🙌🏻 thank god 😅

[mallory jacobs @jacobs_mallory]

My sunbathing baby 💛

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@CashApp $malloryjacobs10

[zo🪬 @Zoeyadkins9]

literally NEVER would i talk to a senior the way freshmen talk to seniors now. i was deathly afraid of the seniors when i was a freshmen, like wtf

[𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚜⋆˚𖤓˖° @yergirlheidi]

if u swam in lake erie when u were a child ur immune to coronavirus

[mallory jacobs @jacobs_mallory]

@ActuaIIyPapi @AnnacyMarker

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Me: “Wanna go with me to-“

Her:

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I’ll do my homework on Sunday it’ll be fine

Me on Sunday: fuck

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

You can smoke weed and still be a good person. Fuck your assumptions.

[mallory jacobs @jacobs_mallory]

Soooo TRUE

[relatable @byreIatable]

Warning to incoming college freshmen...you may think you can do an 8 am or even a 9 am lecture, but truth is you won’t even be able to do an 11 am

[mallory jacobs @jacobs_mallory]

Feminists are the literal most annoying people on earth 🤷🏼‍♀️#sorrynotsorry

[mallory jacobs @jacobs_mallory]

Luke combs new song 👌🏼😍

[honeybuns @qweentc]

well slap my ass and call me mcdonald’s ice cream machine cause i am broke