Jacob Sanders

Enjoys writing Twitter bios in third person.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@vinceantonucci I, sir, will not be one of the 284. https://t.co/6eHw4T6mWa.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

A tradition unlike any other.

Happy March 1. On to 2028. #BoycottLeapDay

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

I've been spearheading the #BoycottLeapDay movement for 8 years, or exactly two Leap Days.

Happy March 1, people. See you again in 2024.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

Not a great start to the year. Just got a call with devastating news about my car's warranty.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

Friday mood

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@jakeck To his credit, Jake Keck would warn me not to go to Applebee's.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

Thank you, Applebee's, for the 2:00 am text letting me know that my order I picked up seven hours earlier was ready.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

1920: Snake-handling churches

2020: Coronavirus-handling churches

https://t.co/Yop4myWe1Z

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@LasVegasLocally As a control group.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@sjaramillo2003 What bank did you apply through?

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

I just finished putting together an online course to teach extroverts how to become introverts.

Here it is:

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

On the bright side, after a full week of study I now have a degree in epidemiology from the University Of Twitter.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

I've been spearheading the #BoycottLeapDay movement for 8 years, or exactly two Leap Days.

Happy March 1, people. See you again in 2024.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

happy March 1, everybody. #BoycottLeapDay

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

I have finally accepted that we are living in a post-physical-disc world.

Brought in the stash of CDs that have been dead weight in my car console.

I'll shove them in the back of the closet, right beside my external floppy disk drive.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@vinceantonucci @hellNbak_ #15minutesoffame

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@EmptySeatsPics Plenty of room at the CBS Sports Classic in Vegas.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@LVMPD_Traffic @jakeck

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@BeccaSings @vinceantonucci Just had my first one yesterday. Even the zero sugar version tastes like cream soda.

Horrible jingle on commercials: 1/10, make it stop.

Drink itself: 8/10, would recommend.

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@jakeck @SinBinVegas @JessieRaesBBQ

[Jacob Sanders @jacobsanders]

@leecoate @MarieKondo @netflix Same situation in the Sanders household. Except I went to Henderson, and it was only for two hours.