Jacob Sands

Otter/bodyguard. Hole. I know how to read 📚

[Andrew Rousso @AndrewRousso]

using a urinal when wearing khakis:

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

"Already, the sort of iterations of punishment are beyond what I imagined." –Alex Wagner on the Trump administration's free speech crackdowns.

[Jacob Sands @jacobsands75]

I love this more than almost anything. The narration in my head is 🤣😂🤣😂😂

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

This is important to me

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Parker ATE him up!!!

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Surveillance footage: caught by my crew, aghast that I can eat anything after a day of shooting. Never met a state fair I didn’t like!!

[Jacob Sands @jacobsands75]

With 20 seconds left you can see a rare moment in nature when a white woman realizes that biracial people exist 🤣😂🤣😂

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jessica: My reaction is it was an complete absolute dumpster fire for the former president, I don't feel the need to give him any credit for showing up there because he came with a terrible attitude

[Acyn @Acyn]

Jessica: My reaction is it was an complete absolute dumpster fire for the former president, I don't feel the need to give him any credit for showing up there because he came with a terrible attitude

[Dr Tybaba (Commissioner for Dodo) @Eminitybaba_]

This grandma is Savage 😂😂😂😂😂

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

This ever gets old: Do not come. 😏

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Can’t wait to survive another week

[lēa ⚜️ @saesenthessia]

this is the funniest video to ever exist
elijah wood engaging in not-so-sober activities (fighting dom monaghan)

[Wistof @wistofu]

I’ve seen the original one here on Twitter, but this one sent me 💀

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Happy brown middle eastern radical left unhoused migrant refugee who offered free food and healthcare to the poor coming back from the dead day to those who celebrate

[Jacob Sands @jacobsands75]

Damn I'm hot 🔥 even with this busted mug 🤪

[OpenMoon @OpenMoonAI]

The world's largest vacuum chamber

[charlie 🦇 saw ariana @minatozakizamo]

phineas and ferb: let's build a roller coaster today!

perry's subplot:

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

My God. Stop what you're doing and watch this.

[Jacob Sands @jacobsands75]

I'm sure this will be funny later somehow...............................