Jacob Saunders

Technology innovation guy @HAVITweets, foodie, cyclist, outdoorsman, dad, erstwhile Dutchman, and freethinker.

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

Hi @DivvyBikes my account is locked and I can’t get hold of you. Help!

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

@minimuseumshop

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

Oh no @SoloStove, big dent, big sad. Can it be repaired?

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

Why on earth would @businessinsider want access to devices on my local network? Wtf. #businessinsider #fuckingevil

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

"From a 17 Year Chicago Loop Resident to Mayor Lightfoot"https://t.co/qmbokZTFok by @jacobsaunders on @LinkedIn

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

@Hertz Hi Alexa. It’s Thursday now and this car was returned Saturday. How much review does this need?

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

Hi @Hertz I was working with one of your reps over DM this weekend and she’s disappeared. I need some help please...

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

@Hertz Ok, well you are continuing to charge my credit card and this rental ended on Saturday.

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

@LVServices I have an issue with an order, can you contact me please?

[Sally Rugg @sallyrugg]

Thank you to the houses in our neighbourhood who’ve put teddies in their windows ❤️ the kids LOVE playing Bear Hunt, and it’s nice to remember we’re all still connected.

Please put a teddy in your window, if you can!

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

"A wartime president" uh-oh

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

In the press briefing going on right now, the need for ventilators is being specifically called out multiple times. Thanks for working on those @Joel_Driver as part of an open source hardware effort!!!

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

@DivineOps Thank you! I’m sure everyone will be singing Feliz Navidad after this is over because nobody will ever want to hear Happy F$&@ing Birthday ever again.

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

Called this days ago

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

5 movies you'll be able to watch at home much earlier than expected as theaters shut down https://t.co/iqPGVV1ajL

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

In the complete absence of government, it's really cool to see how employers are stepping up.

[Zack Argyle @ZackArgyle]

Facebook isn’t perfect, but wow does it take care of its employees.

1) $1000 added to next paycheck
2) Free Portal device for VC calls
3) No performance rating this half
4) Biannual bonus will be paid as though all employees got Exceeds Expectations for their rating

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

May your toilet paper be rough, overpriced, and in short supply @GraniteTelecom
a) attempt to profit from crisis✅
b) horrific grammar✅
c) pixelated "client" logos✅
d) uses "Respectfully"✅
e) clickable attachment✅
f) generousest CEO evah✅
g) redundant tech named Redundancy✅

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

All you healthy young people with robust immune systems thumbing your nose at this virus are basically telling the vulnerable people in your life to go fuck themselves. You're also probably gross anti-vaxxers and don't wash your hands properly. #StayTheFuckHome

[Jacob Saunders @jacobsaunders]

I feel a lot less like a loser now that my social life has been renamed “distancing” and is being recommended on tv.