Ryan Jacobs

7th grade teacher and coach at Eudora Middle School. Thoughts are my own. Phil 1:21

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My phone rings during class with an 816 area code and I end the call. A kid asks, "What if you just hung up on a friend?" I replied, "I have no friends from Missouri."

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@TriumphalP @gifhawk2 @Snail_Johnson Okay that made me laugh out loud... especially the hates women part.

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Stanford, Cal, Washington State and Oregon State right now

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@EMSPrincipal491 @Mamajayhawk @4parkerfamily @tegtmeierm @krstad1 @heathermoore491 Live look at @krstad1 reading his compliments

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What did people before the Civil War do when they were sick at home and couldn't watch Civil War documentaries all day?

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Every Eudora resident between July 1 and July 4

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I know Clark Griswold is meant to be a cautionary tale but nothing actually prepares you for the slow, decades long descent into an attic full of boxes with half working Christmas lights

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@krstad1 This made me LOL

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The year is 2056. Trump is still running for his second term being kept alive with tubes and AI, a' la Palpatine- Rise of Skywalker style and the 100 loss Royals are still 2-3 years away from being ready for their 3rd WS run and 23rd St in Lawrence is still under construction

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🤤

[The Lawrence Times @LawrenceKSTimes]

There are more than 300 Braum's Ice Cream and Dairy Stores, but none closer to Lawrence than Emporia, more than an hour drive away. That could soon change.
https://t.co/hQDiXoFKAz

[Ryan Jacobs @jacobsems]

1. The Empire Strikes Back
T2. Rogue One
T2. A New Hope
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. The Force Awakens
6. Return of the Jedi
7. The Last Jedi
8. Solo
9. Attack of the Clones
T10. Rise of Skywalker
T10. Phantom Menace

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

[K-State Football @KStateFB]

King of the City 👑

@fanudike is staying home

#KStateFB ⚒️ @Chiefs

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Student: Thanks to social studies, I finally learned how to spell alcohol correctly!
Me: Please, for the love of everything, give your parents the context of learning about prohibition when you tell them that.

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"Hey, Google. Play 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash on repeat for 24 hours."

#emaw

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He also helped an elderly woman cross the street during a timeout and held the door open for a stranger on his way back in the building. Assist machine.

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

The biggest game of his life.
In his hometown.
On one good ankle.
In front of the Madison Square Garden crowd.

Markquis Nowell had 20 points, set the record for most assists in a single game in NCAA Tournament history, and the steal to seal the game.

Legendary.

[K-State Men's Basketball @KStateMBB]

CATS WIN!!!!!!!!

#KStateMBB x #MarchMadness

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Mahomes walking into the wide receivers meeting

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@krstad1 @tegtmeierm @KSHSAA @EHSSSUpdates Only because I just wanted to see the extra motivation, not because I thought the goals were actually the wrong height!

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Why try to be an international figure and conquer the world stage when I can be an average local and have weird pictures made of me by middle school students?

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KSU fans 🤝 KU fans
�� that a Big 12
top ten matchup
is on ESPN+

C'mon, @espn... do better

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@jamesdsummers I have a long standing policy to watch rivalry games apart from my friends and family... no matter the amount of Surge and pizza rolls

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I just downloaded Goldeneye on Xbox. I really want to throw in some pizza rolls, open a Surge and pull an all-nighter!