Squid

I’m somewhat a jack of all trades I think. I spend all my money on @eldridge_je

[Squid @jacobshort54]

@eldridge_je You da bomb diggity ❤️

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Tired of this drinking alone shit and why I love it so much

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Getting drunk in my pool with my American flag floaties, throwin shots of whiskey down my neck and screamin koe wetzel tunes sounds like a perfect way to celebrate the 4th to me

[Squid @jacobshort54]

“I pray that you know all my dreams and my hopes

Have you holdin’ me the day that I die

And I know I’m nothing but I am not bluffing when I say say you’re meant for the sky”

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Why is it always the littlest things that get to me

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Man I wish I could complain bout making 7 million a year

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

RESPECT THE TIGHT END POSITION!

[Squid @jacobshort54]

constantly feeling like you’re loosing at everything you do in life is such a pain in the ass

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Forever with you sounds better & better everyday

[Squid @jacobshort54]

A future without you is a future I’ve never thought of. Without you I’ll end up being like I use to be, drunk and alone

[Squid @jacobshort54]

I’m honestly so damn lucky and act to damn dumb to even realize it

[Squid @jacobshort54]

@K_Lucas35 @savannahlucas Excuse me sir I still noticed your bio is making fun of me and I don’t really appreciate it

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Bet Dabo feels like a dumbass now 😂😂😂😂😂

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Yeah I’ll be having a court date in the near future

[Power @PowerGotNow]

What is the new playstation party update? Am I reading this right because it sounds like they are recording everybody’s party convos and listening to them lol???

[Squid @jacobshort54]

This is a big reason why I will not vote for sleepy joe among many other reasons. If you’re a friend of mine and are a supporter of joe, then congrats I ain’t gonna call you a dumbass or anything bc that’s ur choice. Also I ain’t tryna start no twitter bs but I’m ready for it

[Squid @jacobshort54]

All I know is if Biden gets elected a lot of my family members are fucked bc Biden said no to coal. My old man and pap both work for the rail road, I work in power plants many of my family and friends make a living off coal and so do a lot of people in my area.

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Buddy you’ll take that prize from him if somehow your dumbass gets elected.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Jacob: 7/10, lame name no one even calls me by my first name
Jay: 5/10 only my family calls me by this name not a fan tbh
Squid: 10/10, literally what all my friends call me even my former bosses didnt know my first name for months
Squid bird: 12/10 makes me feel unique

[Brecken Thomas @ThatGuyBrecken]

Brecken: 10/10, it’s my name and it’s unique so people call me that.
Breck: 5/10, it’s to short and it sounds like my brothers name (Brock) or brick
Breckbre: -25/10, @KeithSparks73 called me this just for my sc😑
Breck Breck: 9.5/10, @d_brown11 called me this and it fit lol

[Squid @jacobshort54]

Nah we were smart enough to at least change up the name. Shit in 3rd grade we had whittwell Willy haunting the halls and turning the urinals on and off.