Jacob Stayner

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[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

i don't really get on here anymore but hello fellow otterbein alums that also peaked in college, this came to me in a dream

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

it took 3 years but targeted ad sequel finally dropped

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

whenever I'm feeling lonely I just remember how well targeted ads understand me and then I feel a lil better

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

@tonyhawk if you have a moment, please rate this trick from my wedding this past Saturday. I definitely landed and there is no way I tumbled down the hill afterward 😃

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

@MarinaCaitlyn @JDParkintheSun I prefer to think of myself more as a Space Cowboy

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

Peep the iFunny notification in the top left. Truly dark days

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

Hello Twitter here is a conversation between me and my grandma when I was 16

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

Deep dish pizza is just pizza cake

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

if im 24 and have been having a mid life crisis does that mean im gone by 48

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WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL ‼️

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

why do we trust gas pumps to fill our cars? like i press a button and the $$ goes up?? and i just believe it?????

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

desperate times call for desperate measures

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

@Whosthatwhovian excuse me sir you messaged me at 9:54 pm which you clearly know is past my bedtime i can't ignore you if im ASLEEP yes we're doing all those things

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

@GlassAnimals 🤡

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

i can't believe it's been 3 years already. so much has changed

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i am intrigued

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@Whosthatwhovian amazing

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

the advertisements i get from wish on Facebook are usually for super weird shit but this is taking it too far

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

only 17 more yea- READ THE ROOM CREDIT KARMA

[Jacob Stayner @JacobStapler]

@KaraganRenee when I was rushing Beau I swore it was pronounced 'la hoy-yay'

[Fran🇭🇹 @FranNotFrannie]

I’m excited to be making history as the first Black President of Student Government. I’m eternally grateful to the people and experiences that have poured into me and gotten me here. I look forward to the change Angel and I are going to create on campus ❤️