Jacob Stasko

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[Jacob Stasko @JacobStasko]

If we’ve done business please leave a legit check below

[trap dad @dude_gang]

yeah I have disability. dis ability to drink 13 ice cold beers

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the only time i beg is to differ

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Using the phrase "I'm willing to bet my life on it" as a way of saying I'm like 60% sure

[julia @juumelo_]

as per my last drunk text,

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[َ @gffyoq]

i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern.

[nate. @f_jxr_]

nggas doing masters just to delay unemployment😭

[Joben @icebergs1mpson]

Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

What if we gave Christopher Nolan $3.3 billion instead of Israel

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Saturday morning. Practicing my drink holding in case anyone invites me to a party later

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist

[the artist formerly know as jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Argentina during the last hydration break when they’re about to lose

[bel @idkwhobelis]

i think it’s so attractive when someone actually talks deeply about their interests instead of passing it off like it’s nothing

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

microdosing hell by thinking

[chicken gel @ttpdfc]

my favorite sex position is when they text me first

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general