jake

he/him | 24 | aspiring survivor first boot

[jake @jacobsweeet]

finally beat the college dropout allegations 💪

[jake @jacobsweeet]

@person_talking we need to be thinking more financially. work place accident that doesn’t leave me horribly injured but does get me time off and money

[jake @jacobsweeet]

@caaaaarrI six hours in with only three guys on my team 🫩

[KB @KaraRBrown]

I am excited for the new season and also love the idea that only men would fall for this

[jake @jacobsweeet]

@10000000bees i’m so sorry this happened to you…..

[jake @jacobsweeet]

@caaaaarrI ice….. for him……

[jake @jacobsweeet]

@ChooChooTreyn very nuanced of you

[jake @jacobsweeet]

having allergies is SO embarrassing “oh are you sick” no i breathed in the beautiful air and now it looks like i have pink eye. just kill me

[jake @jacobsweeet]

@sleepybear404 #Needthat

[Justin Pioppi @JustinPioppi]

Spread the word plz #TheTraitorsUS

[jake @jacobsweeet]

i have whatever mental illness makes you listen to under attack by abba for eight hours in a row

[jake @jacobsweeet]

i don’t even tweet about survivor it is that serious

[jake @jacobsweeet]

savannah louie might be the survivor player of all time mothers are back in such a serious way

[Connor @Connorreality]

Sophi B’s pre merge game #Survivor

[jake @jacobsweeet]

for my 24th birthday i would like one of the pokemon card vending machines placed in my house

[hamazon @hamazonswine]

1/3 of my TL about Charlie Kirk, 1/3 taking about mega malamar and 1/3 still grieving Rachel Reilly I can’t keep up

[jake @jacobsweeet]

@sleepybear404 coward. do both at the same time

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

[jake @jacobsweeet]

@drruxyy i chose the chips and nacho cheese….

[jake @jacobsweeet]

i know you’re all freaking out. but i’m happy to announce that after three weeks of taking a break i am once again in the taco bell drive through