jacob

i am very tall. (he/ him) instagram ↓

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

to funk is to change

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@parasiticwater1 move to germany.
citizenship within five years!

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@parasiticwater1 ...for a reason

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@DanaherCorp Great! now to MTB/XDR.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

"We are not enemies," Hank says of @DanaherCorp. "We are allies. The enemy is tuberculosis." So let's all work together against that enemy. Such a humane and calm and lovely Hank video.

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

It's insane that the most deadly disease in the world, that 3000000 people get every year and that 1600000 people die from, every year, has been curable for decades.
@DanaherCorp *could* make those numbers go way down. But they prefer higher profits. #Timefor5 #PeopleOverProfits

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

I've received so many DMs and emails from Danaher employees who were contacted by HR and told to keep quiet after expressing public solidarity with those who desperately need GeneXpert tests.
Really lamentable that employee concerns are being silenced instead of being heard.

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@htltimor @johngreen @DanaherCorp this is fantastic

[HTL-NL 🇳🇱 @htltimor]

@johngreen @DanaherCorp #PeopleOverProfit @DanaherCorp #Timefor5

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@glasgirl @johngreen @DanaherCorp

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

.@DanaherCorp has shut down their public-facing phone line. I guess they don't love hearing from the public. That's odd, because they were happy to accept over $250,000,000 of public money to develop their GeneXpert Machine.

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

The minion memes that have emerged from this are truly brilliant. Maybe Minion memes will help Danaher's elderly execs understand that price-gouging the world's poorest people is the worst.

[JD 🐢 | #PeopleOverProfits @itme_jd]

You've been on notice for a while @DanaherCorp. It's time to face the music, and put #PeopleOverProfits by lowering the cost of your life-saving diagnostic tests!

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@DanaherCorp https://t.co/7G4RBLnL6G @sportswithjohn

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

It is false to suggest - as some recently have - that Danaher selling life-saving TB medical equipment with higher profit margins than Luis Vuitton bags or iPhones is morally sound, humane, or sustainable. 1.6 million people die of TB each year. @DanaherCorp #PeopleOverProfits

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@idtdna #PeopleOverProfits

[Nico Muhly @nicomuhly]

If I’m loving something on @AppleMusic or whatever, and feel like I’ll listen to it more than 2x, I’ll buy it from the iTunes store. If it’s something more like a one-off (“how fast DOES Furtwängler take that Tchaikovsky…”), I’ll treat streaming like a CD borrowed from a friend.

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@egiiiil @bzamayo i believe this is misusing the cloudkit announcement to imply that the free icloud storage tier with 5GB is being introduced here. the image, of course, comes from the cloudkit announcement, which is the api developers can use to interact with icloud.

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@parasiticwater1 putting in two five month olds and a two month old gets you a one year old?

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@isfies666 Vielleicht wär's auch nicht so arg clever gewesen, nicht gegen ihn wegen Wahlkampf-Finanzbetrug zu ermitteln. Niemand ist über dem Gesetz.

[jacob @jacobthegerm]

@MaxSimon11 what do you mean? like, which songs is it on?